
Continuing its policy of limp-wristed diplomacy towards countries that pose an actual military threat, the Bush administration sent assistant Secretary Of State James Kelly
crawling to Beijing to beg China's help in resolving the crisis in North Korea. "Please, please, help us," Kelly whined. "My boss's poll ratings are down and he really needs to beat up on Iraq to bring them up again. If you help us with North Korea, we'll send you another spy plane!"
His whining toady safely in Beijing, Bush continued to
hurl invectives at Iraq, saying he was "sick and tired of games and deception," and vowed to get that oil even if he had to kill every hungry, poorly-trained soldier in Iraq. Some of the games and deceptions Hussein might have in mind include
faking a coup or an assassination attempt, which would make it even more difficult for the babykilling Bush administration to wage war.
Believing that the taint of racism has been lessened from the GOP, an emboldened gw Bush announced that the
White House would intervene in a case about affirmative action. "There are better ways to promote diversity," mr. Bush said from a cart on an all-white golf course. Pointing to a black busboy off in the distance, he continued: "Little Billy over there is part of a program we have of letting black people work with people who are better than them. Maybe one day he can even get to be President. Not as long as
I have anything to say about it, of course, but maybe. Asked for comment, the busboy, whose name was Robert and not Billy, told reporters "What the hell is that damn fool talking about? This is the only damn job I could get, and I have a degree in electrical engineering from Stanford! Dumbass can't even get my name right, but the last time I said anything about it twenty security guys beat the crap out of me. Why don't we get his ugly ass out of office so I can get back to work?" Upon hearing the comments by Robert, radio show host Neal Boortz said "Listen to that lazy nigger. No wonder he's just a busboy."
As if it weren't bad enough that the rest of the world thinks we're
dangerous, more than a few think we're crazy, too. An
opinion piece in The Times Of London, which by the way is a
conservative newspaper, British novelist John le Carré says
A recent poll tells us that one in two Americans now believe Saddam was responsible for the attack on the World Trade Centre. But the American public is not merely being misled. It is being browbeaten and kept in a state of ignorance and fear. If it makes you feel better, John, while it's true that the American public can be taken for suckers pretty easily, it doesn't last. It's just another case of us
waiting for the river to catch fire before we come to our senses. The only question is how bad things will get before we finally do.

Senator Bob Graham, the Florida Democrat, announced that he was "gooing to be President." Notice he didn't say he was "forming a committee," or "thinking about it," he said he was
Going to be President. I wish we had a hundred more like him. I hope the Bush family doesn't "suicide" him.
The whore press continues to cover for the Bush family: According to
The Scoop, the elder Bush was booed lustily at the American Music Awards, but ABC censors deleted the boos. Asked for comment, gw Bush vowed that he would get those who booed his daddy, "dead or alive."
All's quiet on the BChan front for the moment but it'll heat back up again. As soon as he says something stupid, which he will inevitably do, I'll be on his ass like white on rice and you'll read about it here. Then he'll post it on Free Republic and it'll go back and forth until the entire world is consumed in the flames of this titanic struggle between two diametrically opposed forces! Who will win? Good or evil? The fate of mankind rests in the ongoing struggle between a comic book artist and an unemployed freelancer! Oh, the humanity!
Well, maybe not. I've seen some people get pretty obsessive about these online wars, and I'm guilty of that, too. But these battles are good for me because they keep me honed and they keep me angry and wanting to fight, and these days it helps to keep motivated. I don't back down from a fight, but on the other hand, with some people it's like beating your head against a wall, you know what I mean?
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I'm working on a paper that will more clearly define the philosophy of the
Pax Liberalis. It will include a Preamble and Bill Of Rights for a future global government, and I know the idea of it sounds pretty sophomoric, but hey.

The Pentagon, preparing for the inevitable war with Iraq, is dispatching an
enormous array of naval combat power to the Persian Gulf region, including two seven-ship armadas carrying thousands of Marines.

The Navy also is prepared to put as many as six aircraft carriers within striking distance of Iraq. As a further precaution, the Air Force has made plans to ensure that both Voltron and Ultraman will be available if necessary.
Chief U.N. inspector Hans Blix and Mohamed ElBaradei, director-general of the International Atomic Energy Agency, said they
need months to search for Iraq's weapons of mass destruction, but getting that time may depend on whether Iraq provides new evidence about its nuclear, chemical and biological programs. Blix said he will deliver this message to the Iraqi government when they visit Baghdad next week. Asked to comment, gw Bush ran around the oval office singing the
spoiled girl’s song from
Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory.
Sen. Joseph Lieberman
announced his candidacy for president Monday, promising to show Americans he is "a different kind of Democrat." In order to prove this, he said would run on the Republican ticket as well as the Democratic ticket, and just to be on the safe side, the Green Party ticket. Spokesmen for the Spineless Wimp Party and the Hopeless Loser Party called Lieberman "too pathetic" even for them. Lieberman spoke to students at his old high school who had to be physically restrained from committing suicide during the short but unbelievably boring speech.
General Electric Co. workers
picketed at plants around the country early Tuesday as thousands of workers joined a two-day strike protesting an increase in health care co-payments. Union officials said about 20,000 employees from assorted unions were participating in the strike, which officially began at 12:01 a.m. Tuesday. Plans by Bush administration officials to have the striking workers shot were rejected as being "too obvious."
Six major news organizations announced Monday the
breakup of Voter News Service, the consortium they had built to count votes and conduct surveys on Election Day. In order to save time and money, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, FOX and The Associated Press said they would just ask Karl Rove who won, and that would be good enough for them.
The Bush administration escalated its campaign today to loosen restrictions on religious charity-providers, with Attorney General John Ashcroft delivering an
aggressive attack on the "bigotry" that he said religious groups had faced for decades in the United States. "Out of fear, ignorance and occasional bigotry, faith-based groups have been prohibited from competing for federal funding on a level playing field with secular groups." No fewer than three constitutional historians were seen to be pulling their hair out over the speech. A spokesman for the Church of Satan disagreed with the Attorney General, saying that the Bush administration had done very well by them.
In an effort to improve the Republican Party's image among African-Americans, party leaders
agreed today to set benchmarks for the party to gauge how well it is doing in grooming black candidates, hiring black staff members and acting on issues of concern to black voters. The promises were made in a closed-door meeting at the offices of the Republican National Committee with more than a dozen black Republican business, political and religious leaders where the Republicans treated them to "heapin’ helpins’" of fried chicken and watermelon, which the Uncle Toms lapped up greedily. However, they declined the invitation to the minstrel show and cross-burning ceremony.
A partisan fight over reorganization of the Senate spilled tonight onto the Senate floor, with Republican leaders demanding control over committee assignments, financing and office space, and Democrats insisting that they retain their chairmanships until they get what they view as an equitable power-sharing arrangement. In accordance with the government’s new "FOX attitude," the politicians who win two out of three falls in televised mud-wrestling matches will qualify for committee seats, with the chairman wearing the championship belt.
An online poll by the BBC asking if a war on Iraq required further backing from the United Nations showed clear support for allowing the inspection process to continue. With over 18,000 votes cast, 75% voiced their support for United Nations approval.
In a related story, an online poll by TIME magazine's Eurpoean division asked that, between Iraq, North Korea, and the US, which country poses the biggest threat to world peace in 2003. With well over 100,000 votes cast, 10% said North Korea, 13% said Iraq, and a whopping 77% said the United States. Upon hearing the news, gw Bush raised up his fist and chanted
We’re Number One! We’re Number One!
Inspectors in Iraq say they need a year to do a
proper search for weapons in Iraq, and I can just see the smoke coming out of w's ears on that one. The US is
already conducting war games in the area, and should have everything ready to go in February. The baby-killing Bush administration, however, has only paid for the catering up to that point.
Pope John-Paul II, meanwhile, spoke very candidly about his
opposition to the Holy War For Oil On Iraq. Just curious, BChan, is
he wrong, too?

Continuing their double standards when it comes to dealing with countries that do or don't have oil, the illegal Bush administration is considering
energy aid to North Korea if it gives up its nuclear program. Refresh my memory, but isn't North Korea a part of the "axis of evil"? Why is it OK to deal with them but lob bombs on Iraqis? Oh yeah, I forgot. Oil. By the way, is that Bill Clinton or gw Bush being crushed by the missile on the banner in that picture? I don't know how fast those commies can paint a banner so it's possible it could be an old one they dredged up from the warehouses. It may be an old picture, too. If it is Clinton, maybe they borrowed it from GOP headquarters and wrote Korean slogans over the English ones.
Paboh*, as the Koreans would say.
The illegal Bush administration continues their criminal interference in
oil-rich Venezuela, where "protesters" backed by the CIA and big oil interests continue to strike at legally elected President Hugo Chavez. Asked for comment, Bush just started singing that song
Veruca Salt sang from
Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory.
Smarmy whiner
Joe Lieberman announced he was running for President, and a collective nation yawned. Give it up, Joe.
AOL-Time Warner head Stephen M. Case
resigned his position as chairman today amid allegations of incompetence and financial loss over the merger of the two companies. Mr. Chase will remain on the board of directors, however, because he's the only one on it that hasn't been banned by the
Soup Nazi.
The illegal Bush administration's tax break orgasm is due for a bit of coitus interuptus after
several moderate Republicans joined with Democrats in denouncing the giveaway for the rich. Can you get a case of blueballs this way? Just curious.
Pax Liberalis vs. The Holy Roman Empire and Free RepublicThe denizens at Free Republic, after having been notified my BChan of my "commie/socialist" views, have made a few responses of their own. Comments include:
He should add IAC.org to his link list and he would be the complete commie. -LittleBill
and
Crap. I actually gave that site a hit just to read a whole page of whining. Ack! "It's just not fair everyone is smarter, more productive, patriotic, and just plain better off than me." If he/she wants to live the way he/she does, keep voting for left wing losers like him/her self. For a better life, vote Republican. We've "proven" our policies are successful, or else this liberal wouldn't be bitching about his/her failed, miserable life so much. -concerned about politics (who apparently thinks liberals believe that "Achievement is politically incorrect")
But of course, BChan chimes in himself, and I responded:
Nobody likes being forced to 'think' as the liberal thought police dictate they should. The only people who will be “forced” to do anything under a
Pax Liberalis are criminals, whether it be a gunman stealing a hundred dollars from a convenience store or a corporate executive who steals millions from his employees in a complex scam.
Liberals believe in the Bill Of Rights and in the freedom of all people to live their lives as they see fit. “Liberal” means “Free.” As Jefferson said:
[while] the will of the majority is in all cases to prevail, the minority possess their equal rights, which equal law must protect, and to violate would be oppression.Forcing someone to think contrary to their conscience creates hate. Hate creates violence. Violence creates war.I agree. And none of it has a place under a
Pax Liberalis. No one will be forced to think contrary to their conscience. The only limits are the ones we place on ourselves, the only thing disallowed are things that take away the freedom and property of others, like crime and repression. Wars are a last resort, and never a first option.
The politically correct say they do it to SAVE humanity, but the very thing they say they're trying to prevent is multiplying in strength every day because of political correctness doctrine.Humanity will save itself, the
Pax Liberalis, like any free society, provides the framework for freedom using a careful balance between:
-a Free State which provides the level playing field that allows a capitalistic system of Free Enterprise to prosper while preventing the worst aspects of it and allows a Free Press the freedom to say the things a Free Society needs to hear to remain free.
-Free Enterprise, which gives the rights of citizens meaning, equalizes opportunity, destroys privilege, and gives to the life and citizenship of every individual the highest possible value both to himself and to the commonwealth.
-a Free Press which serves as a voice for Truth, not a propaganda tool for the state or for corporate interests. It is Truth, more than anything else, that makes us free.
There's more hate in the world today because of political correctness and the thought police than ever before. Bodies can be bound, but the soul must be free.Liberals believe in the freedom of both body and spirit. We believe in the First Amendment, in the right to speak your mind and to worship God, or not, as you see fit. “Political Correctness,” however it began, has become just another catchword for those who are looking for an excuse to spread hatred themselves.
Liberal policies are a death-style choice. Examples of the "proven" liberal policies are the former USSR and North Korea. They've "proven" liberalism induces poverty, despair, and plague.No, those are example of
Communist policies, and the only thing I can gather from that statement is that you’re either lying about what liberalism is, or you can’t tell the difference between them, and I don’t know which is worse. Either way, it doesn’t say much for you.
Liberals are opposed to Communism because we’ve seen firsthand the despair it causes. Liberals are also opposed to laissez-faire capitalism for the same reasons. The key is a careful balance between State (Free Government), Industry (Free Enterprise), and Media (Free Press).
Real examples of liberal policies include:
-the Marshall Plan that rebuilt Europe and Japan after World War Two and turned them from bitter enemies to unwavering allies
-The Rural Electrification Act and Tennessee Valley Authority, which brought electricity to millions of people
-The Interstate Highway System which was a tremendous boon to businesses
-The Landing On The Moon, arguably the single greatest achievement in the history of humankind (and the spin-off technology that is changing the entire world)
If the world was run by liberal policies, who would produce? Who would feed, clothe, or house the dependant liberals? Would there be forced work camps? Who would be free, and who would be enslaved?People would produce, just as they always have. A strong capitalist system helps people to support themselves. A Free State provides for the common defense, helps promote the general welfare, and creates the level playing field that capitalism needs to prosper. A Free Press gives people the information they need to make the best decisions they can.
No one is “dependant,” everyone pulls their weight under a capitalistic system of free enterprise. Government provides framework and infrastructure (roads, schools, etc.) and allows free enterprise to be competitive while preventing monopolies, ensuring a safe workplace, and being responsible to the world on which we live. Everyone would be free in the sense of being able to choose and create their own future based on their hard work and skill without being oppressed by the state or by a corporate oligarchy.
There will be no work camps. No one will be enslaved, except by themselves.
Examples of theocratic rule are also represented throughout history: from the Crusades and the Inquisition to the religious states of Iran, Saudi Arabia, and Pakistan. It doesn’t matter which religion, when combined with the power of the state they all become oppressive. Liberals believe in the separation of Church and State and in the freedom of people to worship God as they see fit, or not to worship at all, and not to be unfairly disadvantaged regardless of how they choose.
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Pax Liberalis is not a Utopian society, liberals do not believe in Utopias. Freedoms are not a thing given, they are a thing earned, and they must be earned anew, generation after generation. The price of freedom is responsibility and citizenship, not dependency and indentured servitude.
The enemies of freedom are everlasting and powerful: Greed, Intolerance, Ignorance, Apathy. They exist in the freest of states, they exist in the freest of markets, and they will never be wholly defeated. But free citizens of a free world can work together to lessen their influence.
Time and time again, these people compare liberalism to socialism and communism, despite the huge differences between them. I wonder how many of the posters actually believe that, and how many are just saying that for whatever reasons. For the record, however, here's how I see the six various economic principles. From left to right:
CommunistsCommies believe the government owns everything. Private industry is out, no one's allowed to own a business, the money the government prints is pretty worthless. As they used to say in the old Soviet Union,
We pretend to work, and they pretend to pay us. In communist societies, you spend a lot of time waiting on lines for basic stuff like toilet paper, and you worry about who in your life is a government spy. I think their lousy track record speaks for itself.
SocialistsSocialists distrust private industries. They'll be tolerated, but the government will tell them how much they're gonna charge for their products and how much they're gonna pay their workers. The government otherwise stays out of your life for the most part, unless you get sick and have to go to a hospital. There have been successful socialist governments, but frankly I wouldn't want to live there.
LiberalsLiberals believe more in a balance between government and industry. Most industries are privately owned, except for natural monopolies like utilities and infrastructure. They won't tell industry how much they can charge or how much they can pay their workers, but they'll set limits to make sure customers aren't being ripped off and working people aren't exploited.
ConservativesConservatives believe in the same balance that liberals do, but believe the rights of industries are superior to the rights of individuals. They wouldn't regulate prices or wages, and they would only prosecute wrongdoing by industry if it was too obvious to be ignored.
LibertariansAlso known as laissez-faire capitalists, social Darwinists, or in some extreme cases, objectivists. Laissez-faire is a French phrase meaning "hands off," that government has no right to interfere with business.
Libertarians distrust government completely. Any kind of enforced cooperation, like taxes for example, is flat out wrong. The government doesn't have any authority to do anything apart from defending the country, anything citizens do should be done voluntarily. Those that can't hack it get run down by the economic steam train.
This all sounds wonderful on paper, but how you're going to defend the country and keep discipline among this group, or how you're going to enforce the law at all is beyond me. It's an ideology whose unifying political philosophy is to have no unifying political philosophies, and if you think that sounds weird, you haven't met many libertarians.
So far there's never been a completely libertarian government, so we have no clue as to whether or not it will work past a generation or so. We've come close a few times in the US, but those phases usually end when the economy hits the crapper and people figure out that just blindly trusting that the people with the money are going to do anything but act in their own self-interest is, well,
stupid.
FascistsPrivate industry essentially owns the government and controls the media. They love getting people stirred up by war because it keeps them scared and distracted, and gives them a convenient excuse to grab power. They manipulate people by playing on their fears, and they "physically intimidate" anyone who disagrees with them. Fascists practice extreme nationalism, they love, or pretend to love, the symbols of their countries religiously: you can always tell who they are by how many flags they have surrounding them when they speak at their rallies. The Nazis are the poster boys of fascism, but they weren't the only ones, and the threat of fascism never really goes away, because there's always going to be a group of people who have a lot of money and will use it to manipulate the system for their advantage. Does any of this sound strangely familiar, by the way?
I know you're going to argue with me over those definitions (you obviously equate liberalism with what I would call socialism or communism), but that is how
I define them.
Your serve.
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Pahbo - "Stupid"